Klasse, den "borge" ich mir gleich mal aus
Ich habe auch noch 2 englischsprachige und entschuldige mich, dass ich sie jetzt nicht übersetze.
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Husband's text message to wife:
"Honey, I got hit by a car outside the office. Karen brought me to the Hospital and the doctors are presently doing tests and taking X-rays. Suffered a severe blow to my head but it might not have any lasting effects. A severe laceration to my back required 49 stitches to close, and I have three broken ribs, a broken arm and compound fracture of the left leg. Amputation of the foot is a possibility. Love you..."
Wife's Response: "Who the fuck is Karen?"
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A young boy says to his father "Dad, our math teacher is asking to see you."
"What happened?" The father asks.
"Well, she asks me, 'how much is 7 x 9?' I answer '63' , then she asks, 'and 9 x 7?' so I asked 'what's the fucking difference?' "
"Indeed, what is the difference?" asks the father. ''Sure, I'll go.''
The next day, the boy comes home from school "Dad, have you gone by the school?" He asks.
"Not yet."
"Well when you do, come and see the gym teacher also."
"Why?" asks the father.
The boy explains, "Well we had a gym class today, and he asked me to raise my left arm, I did. Then my right arm, I also raised it. Then he asked me to lift my right leg, so I did. 'Now,' he says, 'lift your left leg,' so I asked 'What, am I suppose to stand on my cock!?'"
"Exactly," says the father. "Alright, I'll come."
The next day, the boy asks his father "Did you go to the school?"
"No, not yet."
"Don't bother, I got expelled."
Surprised, the father asks "Why did you get expelled?"
"Well, they summoned me to the principal's office, and sitting there were the math teacher, the gym teacher, and the art teacher."
"What the fuck was the art teacher doing there!?" asks the father.
"That's what I said" replied the boy.